I’ve never seen someone with such stage presence that you felt like you were eating a delicious piece of pie every time they were onstage.
That metaphor was super awkward, but I was up late. Sorry.
I know some of you are taking issue with me citing “pie” as the example of something that is satisfying and delicious, rather than cake.
But you have to admit there is something about the texture of pie that is a lot sexier than cake. Cake is merely a square of sweet.